Saturday, April 30, 2005

Watch

I know...

過去二十四小時吃了:
一個菠蘿飽
一碗菠蘿生炒骨飯
一碗中湯
一杯凍奶茶
數粒提子
三粒麥提沙
(註:我並不是纖體中)

現在,胃裡空空的,該沒很多食物還在內。
現在,胃裡滿滿的,很充實的胃氣。

Friday, April 29, 2005

踎低起身好鬼暈

因為工作關係,談到"踎低起身見頭暈"呢個題目。

我踎低做野然後起身...
我:「唉,踎低起身好鬼暈!」
AT:「有人探你牙?」
我:「唔係呀。」
AT:「咁你做乜見暈呀?」
我:「下!踎低起身梗見暈架啦。」
AT:「唔係呀,貧血至係咁架咋喎。」
我:「乜唔係必然既咩?我一定會架喎。」

咁既咩?

Thursday, April 28, 2005

小曲

突然好想聽你唱果首歌。
咩咩閃閃果首...

Monday, April 25, 2005

雨夜

好快要搬竇,用紙袋拿d雜物走。
放學,下著大雨。
一個人,兩個袋,一把遮。
不幸既係紙袋受唔住風雨吹打...穿底...
攬住個袋,豆住個底,擔住把遮,繼續前行。
耳邊傳來兩個路人既對話:
「嘩,好在今日冇拿紙袋咋...」「係啦,唔係就死喇。」
雨水,被遮擋住了;冷水,照頭淋。
唉...

Sunday, April 24, 2005

80G

付出四百八十個,昨天,我終於擁有你。
跟你搏鬥近一日,總算上了軌道。
只要稍稍微調,我倆必合作愉快。
我相信!

哈,感覺真好。

Thursday, April 21, 2005

瘀事

今朝搭地鐵返新總部。
車到九龍塘既時候有位坐。
坐低之後,我放好我個袋向大脾度,袋麵包就放向面。
郁郁個身,想坐好d就出事喇...

袋麵包準備奔向大地,
我即刻出手去挽留佢,
但係好可惜,豬仔已經爭脫左膠袋,滾到地上...
只聽鄰坐個佬冷笑左一聲...

拾返豬仔返黎,放返入袋。
見佢寧死都唔俾我食佢,我都唔留佢喇。
向九龍灣地鐵站月台垃圾桶正式同佢分手。

同亞AT講件事,佢既回應係:
「你唔係唔瘀呀!?」

"雜"誌

醫生篇
為左隻痛腳,今朝返工前的起心肝去睇醫生。
積埋積埋好多小問題一次過解決。
問醫生點解有小紅點,醫生話爆微絲血管。
但我又冇問啦啦點解會爆。
問醫生蹺腳後遺症既事,醫生話只要平衡就得。
算啦,我會嚴禁自己蹺腳架喇。
問醫生我既鼻敏感有冇第d藥醫,醫生話冇。
又開返之前隻藥,但我係唔會食架。
問醫生有冇得去check指數,醫生話冇。
拿藥拿醫生紙,返返公司都11:00。

工作篇
因為冇EE既聯絡方法,交低左叫亞AT同EE講我今朝睇醫生。
可惜向亞AT搵EE之前,EE已經搵上門。
之後聽返同事講,EE係打鑼咁搵我地架。
無啦啦又"奶"野。
午飯過後(今日同舊同事肥天食)飯氣攻心既我睜著眼聽EE講野。
半夢遊狀態坐EE車去"開荒",大開眼界。
又大,又成個迷宮咁,「噫,點解行黎行去係呢個位既?」。
第時返工要預返10min由大門口去到自己個位。

工餘篇
放工塞架6C返屋企。
由於工作關係要落黃金走一趟。
唔係好鍾意呢個地方,去親都好有目標先去。
幾似男人去街買野。
唔似女人行街shopping。

晚飯篇前傳
約左貴族食晚飯。
向太子等佢,一齊去拿車。
向停車場向架車入面諗去邊度食。
話去某某商場,俾人話有車就唔好去呢d地方啦。
話去某區,又俾人話難搵位泊車。
要就返之後既活動,所以結果係去西貢。

晚飯篇
19:52進入停車場,泊好車,行返出去搵食。
我冇記低間餐廳叫乜野名。
叫左一個同海鮮有關既"粉"同一個同雞有關既pizza。
我覺得好好食。
傾下計,幾開心。
佢估到呢個blog既地址,當我解釋命名既由來,佢都話我好野。
講去旅行,佢問起我去韓國既事。
坦白講,果次發生既野我已經選擇性失左憶。
我連去左幾多日都唔記得。
佢有同我講感情事,我估因為我係一個超級局外人。
同佢講疑鄰竊斧既故仔,形容N小姐對佢既睇法:
「佢覺得係就係,佢覺得唔係就唔係。」
佢既發炎病...真係好笑左d..
沿海邊行返去拿車,我睇錶,佢問我係咪要返屋企。
梗唔係啦,戲玉都未到。
然後我話「仲有六分鐘。」,佢先知道乜事。

駕車篇
車,駛返去九龍塘,向個球場對開掉位,玩左四個圈。
其實,佢真係好勇敢。
佢仲有同我事後檢討,話我有乜唔好,有乜要注意返。
最大既死症,勿就係一緊張就搵掣踏囉。
驚唔驚?

糖水篇
歷完險,叫左火仔出黎一齊食糖水。
貴族向火仔形容佢自己係一個"生還者"。
無聊問下火仔邊間蟲蟲先至係真。
佢答:「我鍾意食邊間,邊間就係真。」
又話:「正如我鍾意聽邊d野,邊d就係真話。」
好似好有哲理。

完結篇
是時候回家了。
係有d唔願返屋企既,但聽日要返工。
落車,「撲」,「哎吔」,撼死我喇。
死貴族仲向度話「臨天光XX」。

總結
今日玩得幾開心,又驚又險。
會唔會有下一次呢?

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

兩個女人

今日見到兩個女人。
一個係人地女朋友,一個係人地細妹。

一個好專制既女朋友。
唔鍾意自己男朋友同任何女性朋友、女性同事接觸。
偏偏我成日都同佢男朋友一齊。
為左呢個女仔安心,個男仔用左一d好刻薄既形容詞去形容我。
好難聽。
係講,都向我背脊先講丫。

經過商場,迎面見到一個女仔,好面善。
噢,係小妹子。
好耐好耐冇見。
同個同事一齊,所以冇同佢詳談,只係擦身而過。
但好似大家都刻意再搜索大家既身影。
係咪心入面都諗住「咁耐,你點呢?」

Sunday, April 17, 2005

SATCO RE

試,考完。
有兩件特別事發生左。

事件一:監考官睇錯鐘
考Paper1&2,台上面既時間寫住10:03-10:43。
到10:38,監考官宣佈考試完畢。
監考員開始收卷。
有考生舉手報告,初時個監考官都唔係好明白咁。
睇多兩睇個鐘先知出事。
即刻叫監考員派返d卷,補多兩分鐘俾我地。
人為錯誤,點防?
被收卷既考生,未被收卷既考生,其他考場既考生...
公平,點計?

事件二;考生困lift
呢件事只係隱約聽到,唔100%肯定。
第二日開考前,考場lift既警鐘不停響,有人困lift。
聽到校工問入面既人係咪考生。
聽到校工話同禮堂既人講聲。
如果係真既,又趕唔切出黎,佢都真係幾黑仔。
呢d,係咪就叫整定呢?
定係該話個考生無啦啦做乜玩野搭lift?

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

得唔得

你話你唔得就一定唔得。
你話你得就一定得!
加油!加油!fighting!fighting!

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

唔高興

因為今日一返工就俾人叫左去旁聽個meeting。
因為lunch貴左好多。
因為企左一個下午睇人setup,又冇野學到。
因為個人生交叉點既題目(easy life or...)。
因為接左一個無謂job。
因為返左成日工都未去過個位果層樓。
因為走車。
因為返學遲到。
因為未夠鐘就放學。
因為企左一個下午同放學要行去MTR,右腳腳板底條根成晚都痛。
因為六角銀行收左我大拿拿60蚊。
因為我覺得我冇一件事做得岩、講得岩or諗得岩。
...

Friday, April 08, 2005

Last Day

Last day working in Admiralty.

Chatted with Ah Yi when she came to my partition.
A mother of two, put all her efforts to bring them up.
She wants them to get good grades and a good job.
Well...

Have lunch with KaNam and our Temp Boss.
Temp Boss took us to the Western Restaurant of the Chinese Cuisine Training Institute.
Quite a special restaurant.
We are served by trainees.
As part of their training, we all need to speak in English.

I ordered the following:
Herbed Chicken Goujons with Pineapple Salad
Cream of Fennel Soup with Smoked Salmon
Pan-Fried Sea Trout Fillet with Tarragon Cream Sauce
Passion Fruit Mousse with Cointreau Sauce (I believe they gave me Chocolate Mille-Feuille instead)
Ice Tea
Petit Fours

DELICIOUS!!

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

歐洲自由行

尋晚同貴族仔傾電話,講到成三點。
佢去完十三日歐洲返黎,好詳細咁同我講佢既行程。
聽落有好多奇遇,幾特別咁。
新婚夫婦、翻譯兵、俏護士、舊街坊...
向塞納河邊等兩個鐘為影日落...
搭咁遠機去食牡丹樓...
一支公去浪漫之路...
牛記笠記睇頭等歌劇...

散一散心,佢個病好似好左好多。
佢講到向果度一d束縛都冇。
我都好想感受下。

Monday, April 04, 2005

SATCO


PaperContent
(Candidates are required to work on Paper 1 and Paper 2 simultaneously.)

Paper 1 - Air Traffic Control Problems
(80 questions)

Paper 2 - Instruction Test (Listening)
(20 questions)

(Paper 1 & Paper 2 - 40 minutes)
Candidates are required to answer questions in Paper 1 on the basis of information in the charts which provide flight details such as speed, altitude and route of planes.

You will start with Paper 1 and while you are working, you will listen to questions of Paper 2 on recorded tapes through the head-set on your desk. Questions of Paper 2 are mainly mathematical in nature.
Paper 3 – Critical Thinking Appraisal
(60 questions)
(30 minutes)
This is a test to see how well you can understand written passages, make logical evaluation of information, recognize assumptions and evaluate propositions.
Paper 4 – Checking
(40 questions)
(15 minutes)
In each question, 10 pairs of numbers/names are given. Candidates are requires to check for the number of identical pairs.
Paper 5 – Numerical Calculation & Estimation
(28 questions)
(6 minutes)
Candidates are required to make quick and accurate calculations on simple numerical problems.
Candidates are not allowed to use calculators for this paper.
Paper 6 - Diagramming
(50 questions)
(20 minutes)
For each question, there are four figures. You will be given signals instructing how to change the figures, e.g. by turning the figure 90 clockwise, reversing the figure, etc. You have to find out the resultant four figures.
Paper 7 – Number Series Reasoning
(36 questions)
(20 minutes)
All the numbers in the questions are arranged in the form of a series or in a grid with one or two numbers missing. You have to find out the relationship among the numbers so as to decide which is/are the missing number(s).
Paper 8 – Spatial Visualization
(40 questions)
(15 minutes)
For each question, you are given a shape on the left of the page and five shapes on the right. You are to find out which shape on the right is identical to the one on the left.


A very challenging exam.
Shall I take it?
I hesitate.
But not because the exam itself...

Saturday, April 02, 2005

細路

細路一號
當我向街邊食緊車仔麵既時候,
我聽到經過我身邊既細路咁講,
「早知食臭豆腐,唔食麥當勞啦!」
臭豆腐竟然戰勝麥當勞!

細路二號
呢個係一個紮孖辮既細路。
佢經過我身邊,突然使勁回頭。
兩條辮不偏不倚正好向我既頸掃過。
好在唔係滅絕師太果d塵拂。
保得住命仔。

細路三號
特登掉野落地要人執。
自己四圍走。
用硬物掉向大玻璃窗。
呢咁既細路,係咪真係要兜巴兜巴車埋去丫!

Friday, April 01, 2005

臨時老闆

笑騎騎放毒蛇。」

今日聽到我同事用呢句說話形容我既臨時老闆。
又幾岩喎。